Top 530 Stupid Quotes

America is a hurricane, and the only people who do not hear the sound are those fortunate if incredibly stupid and smug White Protestants who live in the center, in the serene eye of the big wind.
Norman Mailer
‘Romance’ is based on my entire creative process. I fall in love with an idea, obsess over it, isolate myself with it, and when I eventually introduce it to my friends, they all tell me that it’s stupid.
Chuck Palahniuk
I definitely only want to do charity work that I’m hands-on involved in. I don’t want to get a dress on and go to a stupid event.
Erin Heatherton
The role of a goalkeeper is difficult to judge, above all if you haven’t been a goalkeeper. It’s like me giving an opinion on someone’s job without having had any experience in their sector. You start to realise how many stupid things are said and written about goalkeepers.
Gianluigi Buffon
People think that because of my nature and the tone of my voice that I’m stupid, and that’s hard.
Rebecca Ferguson
I saw ‘Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs’ when it came out, didn’t like it too much. I found she was stupid.
Agnes Varda
We are animals, born from the land with the other species. Since we’ve been living in cities, we’ve become more and more stupid, not smarter. What made us survive all these hundreds of thousands of years is our spirituality; the link to our land.
Sebastiao Salgado
I love improv. ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love,’ the script was really great, but the directors were open to letting you try different things. And that felt like a muscle I hadn’t exercised in a really long time.
Emma Stone
It’s never been an issue for me – I don’t want to go on a diet, I don’t want to eat a Caesar salad with no dressing, why would I do that? I ain’t got time for this, just be happy and don’t be stupid. If I’ve got a boyfriend and he loves my body then I’m not worried.
Adele
I love to visit the comic shops, and I don’t want to call myself a ‘foodie,’ because that word is just stupid, but I love diner food, and I’m a hardcore fan of ‘Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.’
Brian Posehn
I will never be one of the happy stupid that were born somewhere. This way of life is excellent for the imagination. It develops your paranoia. You feel paranoid when you don’t understand a country, and being paranoiac is excellent for fiction.
Amelie Nothomb
Back in college, I remember shooting stupid videos with my friends. It would be us going around town in capes pretending we were superheroes.
Anders Holm
I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I’m stupid or a clown or something. They think I’m crazy.
Joaquin Andujar
And maybe I’m a little smarter now than I was before for all the stupid things I’ve done.
Herb Brooks
Even having to do the amount of press that I have to do is dreadful and gives me so much anxiety. After having done this whole slew of press for ‘Big Love’, now I’ll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a half about all the stupid things I said.
Chloe Sevigny
I’m kind of stupid when it comes to gadgets.
David Duchovny
The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
Colby Covington has a very low IQ. He says a lot of stupid things, and it’s almost embarrassing that he represents our country that way.
Ben Askren
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
You know, I’d love to do a Maxim shoot. But I’m not going to do it, because that’s just stupid to do.
Christy Romano
That’s really my main message: everyone is stupid, and no one is more stupid than the rest.
Ronny Chieng
When I was young, I despised old people. I was provincial and narrow-minded. It’s the reason I stayed stupid so long. If you only get involved with young people you don’t learn anything about the world.
Edmund White
Society is not a disease, it is a disaster. What a stup

Society is not a disease, it is a disaster. What a stupid miracle that one can live in it.
Emil Cioran
People come into your lives who you have a good time with, and time goes by and you still have a good time with them and you do stupid stuff with them. To me, that’s life.
Danny DeVito
Why shouldn’t I be allowed to say stupid, outrageous things?
Sebastian Horsley