Isn’t it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks.
If you’re naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don’t like.
And as – funny enough, it actually became – so I’ve always wanted to be a Guinness world record holder. And believe it or not, before I made this there was not a category for world’s largest Nerf gun, but there is now.
Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny – that’s the difficult thing.
I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.
Writing for ‘Rooster’ was a strange experience. It’s funny, once you tap into a voice, words just start to flow. You know when you’ve hit a spirit or captured something.
I’m sure all actors have trouble. The guy who always plays the funny guy, he wants to be taken seriously. And there’s the action guy who wants to do serious stuff. Everyone’s grass is greener.
It may sound funny, but I love the South. I don’t choose to live anywhere else. There’s land here, where a man can raise cattle, and I’m going to do it some day.
No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
I don’t just try to be funny.
Funny is a good foil. Humor is illuminating, and it also gives you power.
My big brother Ryan was funny and unfailingly kind. He was one of the most talented musicians you might encounte, and had a prodigious ability to pick up any instrument and play it by ear within the span of a single day.
We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.
If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.
Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On ‘Parks and Rec,’ we’ve got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don’t just effuse to one another and be like, ‘Oh, Rob Lowe’s really funny,’ if he wasn’t.
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover’s lane holding his own hand.
This will sound funny coming out of my mouth, but I like to play characters that have an intelligence. It doesn’t matter if it’s a physical intelligence or emotional intelligence.
A sponge is a funny animal to center a show on. At first, I drew a few natural sponges – amorphous shapes, blobs – which was the correct thing to do biologically as a marine science teacher. Then I drew a square sponge, and it looked so funny.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Trust is hard to come by. That’s why my circle is small and tight. I’m kind of funny about making new friends.
When I’m on stage, it’s really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it all the right way. It’s funny how different it looks and how it’s happening. There are three Fellini circuses in my head, and outwardly it looks like I’m going to get a bagel.
I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.
You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they’re home. I’m that way at Saks.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
It’s funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. They’re usually quite nice comparisons; I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
You win a race, the next race it’s a question mark. Are you still the best or not? That’s what is funny. But that’s what is interesting. And that’s what is challenging. You have to prove yourself every time.
I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.
Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.
I’ve dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look.
It’s funny because if you ever ask anyone in England to try and do a Beatles accent, no one knows what they really sound like. If you ask anyone in America, they would try and give it a go. English people just know their songs.
As for me, it is interesting to play a role that is not human; it is nice to be all powerful without fancy action scenes. But, it is not funny to play God, even on film. You don’t speak much and just smile beatifically.
George Carlin maintained that anything and everything is funny given the right context. This context also includes your own history with a given group. What I can get away with and where I can go is not a problem with my audience because they know me.
I think serial monogamy says it all.
I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
In conclusion, funny quotes remind us of the delightful power of humor and the joy it brings to our lives. As we navigate the ups and downs, let these quotes inspire us to embrace laughter, find humor in everyday situations, and approach life with a playful spirit. Remember, a good laugh is not only enjoyable but also a valuable tool for relieving stress, fostering connection, and cultivating a positive outlook. So, let’s embrace the funny side of life and share a good laugh together!
